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(1) If you act now, you will be permitted access to the strictly confidential contents of TheFig’s 4 incomparable eBooks, each of a monetary worth from somewhere around $1,000 to invaluable, containing spiritual wisdom heretofore never heard of or previously considered, and two of which are still being written and constantly updated, just like this website, with the corrective abstract lateral-integral broadband interpretation of any and all biblical subjects that have been widely misinterpreted and thus misrepresented! This means you witness unknown thoughts of the highest possible level.

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For how long have you been watching, scanning and searching all the entertaining and documentary movies and TV shows in the world, while reading every interesting piece of literature, and subscribing to various news media for relevance to your life’s questions?

But then, how many times have you been first in line to actually witness completely new and higher, even the highest abstract meaning of anything?

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Do you thus comprehend the intricate 4-layer meaning of scriptural wisdom?

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But the bible is your sacred writ. Not knowing the contents of such a manual of much lesser quality and value ordinarily gets you fired from jobs, even professions… only, in most of these cases, it’s not about life O-R death.

Plus, (1) not a single other book on earth(!) contains the instructions on how to overcome death here and now; (2) holds heretofore un-dispelled mystery in back of its seemingly dead texts, and (3) consequently requires a corrective interpreter of figurative meaning (prophet), who can only have been appointed and given adequate innately matching deductive powers from above?

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